[THAT IS THE WORST BUT ALSO TRUE??? BUT STILL THE WORST. Souji ends up losing his shit in any case, though the laugh fit tapers off into a tiny coughing fit (that he politely covers with the crook of his elbow, no TB here). Miraculously, he doesn't spill his tea, either.]

Ah, you're right about that! It's a good thing - Sanji seems to have the entire kitchen's stock memorized, so anything that's out of place would surely be noticed right away.